Ever been to Merkels by The Abbey or the Kay Bee toy store in the old mall?  Ever heard of the K’s Merchandise catalog or the Sears Catalog?  Did you circle the toys you wanted or did you write them out on a piece of paper?  What’s the first Christmas song you learned as a kid?  How do parents shop for their kids these days?  Amazon, right? Parents are lazy and put very little effort into choosing their kids’ gifts from Santa. That’s what Klitz says. Frankie says his favorite Christmas song is “Mele Kalikimaka” and Klitz didn’t call him stupid.

That being said … the kids probably shouldn’t listen to this one. Parental guidance … blah, blah, blah…